By Roger F. Gay
You should support Mitt Romney because;
- he's not Barack Obama.
- he's not Ronald Reagan.
- he's not a jar of overly sweetened peanut butter.
- there's no evidence yet that he's ever eaten anyone's face, while they were still alive.
- as far as we know, he was never arrested while working as a lobbyist for Bain Capital.
- he released tax returns that were prepared to be released.
- he has a long form birth certificate that might be real.
- he's for or against whatever you'd like him to be for or against, regardless of what he does.
- no one can prove that he's Satan setting the stage for a 1000 year Rule of Darkness on Earth.
- he's rich.
Notably missing from the list;
- supports Constitutional rule; i.e. “the rule of law.”
- supports downsizing the federal governement.
- supports reduced government spending.
- opposes socialized medicine.
- opposes the destruction of marriage and family.
- supports civil rights for any (or all) Americans.
- would bring honor to the country.
- would unite the country.
- would save the country.
- offers a refreshing political alternative to Barack Obama and other “establishment” politicians.
It ain't over yet! Don't throw your vote or your money away. Support Ron Paul's candidacy for the Republican nomination.